Shortcut Pie Crust

A few years ago I needed a super quick pie crust because my frozen pie disk had taken a bad turn during a power outage. Though conventional wisdom tells me it’s unwise to try something new when entertaining, I decided to give this quick pie crust a try. I scoffed at the claim that this piecrust is revolutionary… but am now a convert. The crust is kind of shortbready, buttery, flaky, and so easy.

Perfect for single crust pies.


Ingredients

1 1/2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour 
1/4 cup granulated sugar or packed light brown sugar 
1/2 teaspoon fine sea salt 
11 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted

Instructions 

In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, and salt.

Slowly drizzle in the butter and stir with a fork until the mixture looks moist and crumbly. 

Press the dough evenly over the bottom and up the sides of a 9-inch pie dish.

You can crimp the edges but I’m lazy and tend to leave them rustic. 

If the recipe calls for a pre-baked piecrust, preheat the oven to 350°F. Line the pie shell with aluminum foil or parchment and fill with dried beans or pie weights.  

Bake for 15 to 20 minutes. Remove the foil and beans and bake for an additional 5 minutes, or until golden brown. Let cool before filling. 


PS: The very best pie social playlist and our first trip to Snow’s BBQ that feels like it was a million years ago.

Spread it on!

Tex-Mex Pimento Cheese

Serve this spread with the usual crackers, spread on a sandwich in place of a slice of regular cheddar. I promise it will not disappoint.

Makes 2 Cups (recipe easily doubled for a party)

1 cup jalapeño jack, shredded
1 cup sharp cheddar, shredded
1-2 ounces chopped pimentos
5-7 chopped pickled jalapeños
1/4 cup mayonnaise (Duke’s is my favorite)
1/8 sour cream
Juice of 1/2 lemon or lime
1/8  teaspoon granulated garlic
1/8  teaspoon granulated onion
1/8  teaspoon cumin
1/8  teaspoon chili powder
Pinch of cayenne
Pinch of sugar

Directions

Combine all ingredients in a standing mixer bowl. Mix thoroughly with the paddle attachment until creamy and the pimentos are well distributed. Season to taste with salt and freshly ground black pepper. Refrigerate at least 3 hours before serving.

Pimento cheese will keep in an airtight container in the refrigerator for about a week.

Pro Tip: While you can certainly use pre-shredded cheese (and I have in a pinch) your spread will be creamier and the shreds less separated if you grate your cheese with a box grater.

A Podcast to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

Hallelujah! My commute just became so much more fun! I recently discovered this podcast and am listening to them backward, from most recent to oldest. His interactions with his assistant Sona alone would be a good show, seriously, they are comic gold.

This morning I was listening to Episode 33 with Mila Kunis. So damn funny. I was laughing so hard on my commute this morning that I am pretty sure everyone else on I-35 thought I was a nut. I was laughing so hard I was crying and my mascara was a crazy mess.

Pro tip: Apply mascara at work, after listening.

Listen here