Alektorophobia: One of Five Things Most People Don’t Know About Me
I really do want chickens, but their wild side-eye glances and freaky jerky neck thrusts flat out scare me. The thought of walking through the dewy morning grass in my jammies to scoop up aqua and café au lait hued eggs makes me dizzy, but they simply freak me out.
I started my current career just one month shy of my 37th birthday. Proof that there are second acts, and third, and fourth. But you knew that.
I do not like reggae, not even a little.
If there is a choice between a pair of red shoes and any other color I always buy the red.
I do not have a green thumb, though most people think I do.